(sung to the tune of “Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer)
Turbines, the massive invaders,
Have a very shiny light.
And if you ever saw one,
you would even say it’s bright.
All of the rural people,
They got screwed and got called “NIMBY”‘
By Ontario’s Goofy Wind King,
Premier Dad – Dalton McGuinty.
He took away the citizens’ rights,
the day he came to say:
“I can’t stop blowing your money away,
so I impose on you the GEA”.
Now the wind developers love him,
and they shout it out with glee.
But Dalton’s on Santa’s naughty list,
And next October he’ll be history!